Libra ♎︎

Today’s drama is a reboot of The People’s Court, but with drag queens as the jury and Venus-Jupiter in Cancer as the tearful litigants. The world’s fighting over AI actors and pensions, but you’re busy weighing if your bestie’s karaoke rendition of “Blank Space” was more war crime or work of art. Mercury trine Chiron gives you the role of agony aunt meets Instagram therapist. The waning gibbous moon says: You don’t need everyone to like you, just the judges who actually matter (aka, your inner Bianca Del Rio). “Diplomacy is not the absence of bias, it’s the art of who you let win.”