Libra ♎︎

Today’s cosmic tea is served with a side of bathhouse steam, honey. While Minneapolis finally repeals its AIDS-era ban (a moment even Carson Kressley would call “iconic, but make it historical!”), you, Libra, are navigating your own liberation from outdated rules. The Sun-Moon opposition is giving high-drama Real Housewives reunion energy: feelings are out, and nobody’s sticking to the script. Meanwhile, Mercury’s retrograde is that chaotic friend who can’t keep their stories straight, so expect texts to backfire and old flings to reappear like it’s a Bravo comeback season. With Venus in full Leo drag and Saturn side-eying from Aries, love wants spectacle but commitment demands couture-level tailoring. The waning gibbous Moon? It’s less “let’s manifest” and more “let’s professionally shade what needs to go.” Take a cue from bathhouse history and drop whatever makes you feel small. “Tonight, we repeal the ban on our own desires.” That’s the screenshot. That’s the mood.