Libra ♎︎

Today’s cosmic tea is a legal drama set at a drag brunch: Venus (your ruler) squares Mars and Uranus, so every olive branch is a shade fan in disguise. The news cycle? Less balance, more performative debate club. Lindsey Graham’s passing has the entire political cocktail bar buzzing—but you, dear Libra, are secretly rating everyone’s courtroom attire. The waxing crescent moon in Leo wants you to select your own jury (read: hype squad) and deliver a soliloquy on boundaries. Mercury retrograde in Cancer is the ex who keeps liking your old posts “by accident.” The lesson: You don’t have to moderate every conflict. Sometimes justice is ignoring the DM. Gasp-worthy line: “I object—unless this is about me, then proceed.”