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Today’s cosmic story is Meryl Streep delivering a soliloquy at the Supreme Court, only for Pluto in Aquarius to storm in waving redistricting maps like a Real Housewife flipping a table. The Scorpio Full Moon is blasting your twelfth house of secrets and psychological plot twists; this is less ‘Eat Pray Love,’ more ‘Gone Girl,’ but with glitter. Someone around you is pressed about a power shift (hello, Supreme Court ruling energy), but you’re just here for the popcorn and the existential ennui. Venus and Mars are in an entanglement so camp it could headline Fire Island Pride—expect text threads to become confessionals and DMs to turn into a legal cross-examination. This Friday, your empathy is the Wi-Fi everyone else is trying (and failing) to log onto, but don’t let them drain your data. Remember: Not every dramatic lawsuit is your cue to fix the world. Sometimes, the most rebellious act is simply staying soft.
That was the vibe check.
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