Pisces ♓︎

Let’s be real: if the collective mood had a playlist, today’s track is “Bittersweet Symphony” remixed by Charli XCX. Neptune and Saturn are waltzing in Aries, making you feel both cosmic and slightly unmoored. It’s giving “I just watched a four-hour true crime doc and now I need a bubble bath.” Pluto retro’s got everybody acting suspicious (including you), while the Moon in Capricorn gently reminds you: sometimes it is about closing doors, not leaving them slightly ajar for potential lovers. The news cycle is heavy but brimming with surreal camp—imagine Epstein’s “note” as an art installation: scandal, ambiguity, and questionable handwriting. Today, embrace feeling too much. Your Pisces magic is finding meaning in the random, like seeing faces in clouds or love letters in spam.