Pisces ♓︎

Reality called, Pisces, but you let it go to voicemail—again. With Neptune in Aries gently twerking at the party, you’re dreaming up alternate endings for literally everything, including California’s governor race. Listen: Xavier Becerra may have come from behind, but you’ve been the underdog’s number one fangirl forever. This moon phase? It’s giving “afterparty kitchen talk”—where the real tea gets spilled, and you’re secretly running the vibe. Venus-Jupiter in Cancer wants you to feel ALL the feelings: today, your empathy’s so strong you might accidentally adopt a stray emotion. The Saturn-Mercury square brings confusion to DMs, but you know every typo is a form of self-expression. The world needs your wild optimism now—make the impossible seem obvious and the obvious seem magical. If people don’t get your references, just tell them it’s performance art. You see the tragedy and the comedy in every headline, and yes, you’ll cry at Toy Story, but only because you’re brave enough to feel it all.