Pisces ♓︎

Neptune’s retrograde in Aries and you woke up feeling like a lost extra in “Euphoria” season never. It’s giving “I just want to lay in the bath and DM about World Pride from afar.” The Venus–Neptune opposition is your fantasy colliding with Monday’s reality—and yet, when Mars in Gemini squares Neptune, you find yourself defending your right to daydream like it’s the Supreme Court. You’re the friend who cries at Ben Jones tributes even if you’ve never watched a single “Dukes of Hazzard” episode. The waning crescent moon’s vibe: last night’s makeup, tomorrow’s hope. If you’re spiraling over Connecticut’s Children’s Medical Center caving on gender-affirming care, know your empathy isn’t a weakness; it’s a riot act. Find your pod, spill your cosmic tea, and remember: sometimes your most revolutionary act is just refusing to become jaded. You are the meme and the myth, the selfie and the soliloquy.