Are you Jensen or the board? Time to write your plotline.
You know that feeling when the finale of your favorite reality series is so chaotic that even the audio engineer gives up? That’s today, Pisces, as the waxing crescent moon in Sagittarius tries (and fails) to keep the peace while Mercury and Venus retrograde start Paris Hilton-ing around with your boundaries. The Netflix documentary about Nvidia’s boardroom drama? It’s secretly about your own relationship with authority and who you let run your internal show. Jensen Huang is on trial for his choices, and so are you: how much of your energy is spent managing other people’s scandals versus writing your own script? The Sun in Scorpio squares up to Leo’s Mars and Jupiter like a Real Housewife flipping a table at an executive lunch—messy, memorable, and if you’re lucky, memeable. Thursday’s energy? It’s giving “audition for the next era.” The real tea: it’s time to be your own HR department. Your intuition is the only NDA that matters.
That was the vibe check.
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