Today’s final: Reality TV ethics and chaotic hope.
Today’s vibe is “Philosophy 101, but the professor’s gone rogue and the final is a group project on reality TV ethics.” Jupiter in Cancer is hosting a feelings roundtable, Mars in Scorpio is fact-checking your escapades, and the waxing gibbous Moon wants you to show your work. Trump and Netanyahu playing Game of Thrones on cable news? Roll your eyes, but take notes. With Saturn retrograde, the rules are made up and the points do matter. Channel Jennifer Lopez: turn your mess into a love letter and your hot take into a TED Talk. Existential ennui is real, but so is the urge to DM your ex at midnight. (Don’t.) The most Sagittarius thing you can do is laugh about the absurdity and then go organize a drag brunch at the student union. Sometimes, hope is an act of rebellion. Text your group chat: “Let’s make chaos cute again.”
That was the vibe check.
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