Sagittarius ♐︎

Today’s news is a Bridgerton trailer, Taylor Swift world tour, and a Real Housewives reunion all at once—but you’re here to ask the only question that matters: “What’s the afterparty?” Mercury and Mars in Scorpio are writing your next viral Tweet, while the Sun-Jupiter square is daring you to overpromise (again). The waning crescent Moon in Leo wants you to take the mic, but Saturn retrograde in Pisces says, “Tell the truth, even if it’s messy.” Israel’s moment of unity makes you hope, but you want to see the receipts—no more “healing” montages without action. Miss Major Griffin-Gracy’s legacy is about showing up, not just showing off. Screenshot-worthy mantra: “If you can’t find the afterparty, make one for the misfits.”