The judges are watching—time for your signature runway.
Monday’s vibe is “Cardi B judging Drag Race while the world burns”—the Sun, Venus, and Mars in Capricorn are executive producers trying to rein you in, but the Leo Moon is all “more rhinestones, less budget.” Jupiter, your patron planet, is retrograde and asking if your big ideas still sparkle in daylight. It’s time to remix your own narrative, Sagittarius: Are you the plot twist or the comic relief? Don’t let the headlines (or presidential indictments) distract from your contagious optimism. Camp moment: The best jokes are born from chaos. Poignant moment: Laughing when it’s uncalled for is sometimes the bravest act.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Sagittarius. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
