Big opinions, big hair, big drama. Classic Sagittarius Monday.
Who needs a passport when your mind is a reality show set in six languages? Mercury retrograde is re-running old episodes, but Venus and Neptune are dropping guest stars from the queer cinematic universe. Trump’s war soundbites: you’re rolling your eyes and booking a one-way ticket to somewhere less dystopian (Mars in Aquarius, much?). The Leo Moon is pure influencer energy: you want to launch a campaign, a podcast, and a meme account all before noon. Waxing gibbous phase = cliffhanger vibes, so don’t rush the reveal. Deep down, you know the world’s on fire, but you can still serve lemonade in a vintage carafe. Sag, your hot take: optimism is not naivete—it’s rebellion. Monday’s lesson: laughter is armor, and you look great in chain mail.
That was the vibe check.
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