Who needs closure when you have chaos and cocktails?
Mueller’s final curtain call has Twitter at Defcon 1, but you, Sagittarius, are treating it like a Greek chorus with a martini. Sun-Neptune-Saturn in Aries are staging a tragicomedy: who’s the hero, who’s the clown? You’re not here for the hot takes; you’re here for the hot goss and the after-afterparty. Jupiter in Cancer is feeling all the feels, but you’d rather roast the situation in the group chat than attend a vigil. The waxing crescent moon invites mischief: start a rumor that Mueller’s last words were “Subscribe to my podcast.” You know what’s truly subversive? Laughing when the world wants you to fight. If you’re feeling restless, try learning K-pop choreography or fact-checking Twitter rumors. Your mission: keep it light, keep it moving, and always know how to leave before the drama turns tragic.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Sagittarius. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
