Sagittarius ♐︎

Jupiter in Cancer squares Mars like your wild cousin at Thanksgiving: big feelings, bigger exits, and not a single clean dish in sight. Trump telling Congress he’ll handle the Iran war solo? Sag, you are the friend who ‘forgets’ to tell the group before switching the plan. The Sun in Taurus is coaching you to be less “Eurovision finale” and more “afterparty escapist.” Saturn and Neptune in Aries mean you’re hallucinating about your next adventure and debating foreign policy in your own comment section. Lean into the waning gibbous Moon: it’s time to harvest, edit, and roast your own past decisions. You don’t need a passport stamp to be legendary today—just a well-timed meme and a scandalous anecdote at brunch. Freethinker’s spell: “The world isn’t your oyster; it’s your chaotic tapas bar. Eat up.”