Sagittarius ♐︎

This Thursday, Uranus and the Sun are pulling a Parent Trap in Gemini: double trouble, twin shenanigans, all of it livestreamed. You’re the kid sneaking into the grown-up party and making everyone question their beliefs, Sagittarius. Let’s talk Olivia Rodrigo’s babydoll dress drag: you’re not here for boomer hand-wringing over youth culture. If you want to wear a tiara to the bodega, do it—but know the statement you’re making. The waxing gibbous moon wants more story, less shame. Double down on your out-there outfit or opinion; just make sure you’re loud for a reason, not for a retweet. Today’s mood: “Yes, I wore this on purpose, and yes, you can quote me.” Screenshot this: “I’m the cautionary tale your parents warned you about—and honestly, you’re welcome.”