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Retrograde Pluto in Aquarius is giving “villain origin story,” but with a touch of philanthropic flair (think: Cruella funding a scholarship). The world is making plot twists look basic: Alex Murdaugh’s overturned convictions, Jason Collins’ legacy, Madonna’s halftime show comeback. For you, Thursday is about unearthing the secrets people think you never noticed. Moon in Aries is squaring Jupiter so hard it’s practically a Real Housewives reunion; expect someone to admit to “just asking questions” and then break a glass. Channel your intensity into something deliciously productive: expose a workplace fraud, start an OnlyFans book club, or finally unleash that playlist no one is ready for. Japan’s move toward nonbinary recognition? Scorpio, you EXIST in those liminal spaces. Today, remember: you’re not dark and mysterious, you’re just three plotlines ahead of everyone else.
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