Secrets surface. Bring your best villain laugh to the function.
Pluto retrograde in Aquarius brings “buried secrets, but make it crowd-sourced.” Today’s Supreme Court headlines are your invitation to lean dark, dig deep, and then roast the whole affair with a side of pomegranate seeds. The moon’s waning phase is basically “truth reveal, season finale edition.” While others are pearl-clutching, you’re three steps ahead, connecting the dots between political horror shows and the microaggressions at last week’s happy hour. You see who’s pressed and why. Mercury retrograde wants you to confront the uncomfortable DMs you’ve been avoiding (including your own), but Venus trine Lilith says, “reclaim your narrative, then sell it as a podcast.” This Friday: wield your intuition like a dagger in an Oscar Wilde play. Your darkness is not a flaw; it’s the source of your best punchlines—and your wildest plot twists.
That was the vibe check.
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