Taurus ♉︎

Imagine you’re at a Sunday farmer’s market, but the Sun in Scorpio is selling forbidden fruit and Venus is purring, “Eat it, babe.” That’s your cosmic vibe, Taurus—deliciously dangerous. Jupiter retrograde in Cancer wants comfort food, but Mars and Mercury in Sagittarius have you craving a little scand al with your smashed avocado. Meanwhile, Uranus is at 29° Taurus, retrograde and unsupervised, like a reality show contestant who just found the tequila. This is your “Grey’s Anatomy but the plot twist is self-care” episode. With immigration sweeps making headlines and Dan McGrath’s Simpsons legacy echoing, you’re being asked: What traditions are worth clinging to, and what’s overdue for a cartoonishly dramatic exit? The moon is waning, so let go—Marie Kondo your emotional pantry. “Does it spark joy?” is out. “Does it spark a headline?” is in. Tenderness is your rebellion now; savor something sweet, then surprise them with your next move.