Taurus ♉︎

Imagine you’re at a Schitt’s Creek wrap party—everyone’s crying, but the catering is immaculate and Moira’s wigs have their own exit interview. That’s today, Taurus. Uranus retro in your sign is like a surprise TikTok sound trend: chaos, but you secretly love it. With Venus, Mercury, Sun, and Mars all in Aquarius, you’re forced to network like a LinkedIn influencer at Burning Man—awkward but iconic. Meanwhile, the Moon in Virgo is filing receipts on everyone who didn’t RSVP to your emotional needs. BTS’s Netflix concert is big Taurus energy: comfort, drama, and a global audience. Resist the urge to doomscroll the latest on House Epstein—remind yourself: “Not today, conspiracies! This Tuesday, I choose carbs and closure.” Let Catherine O’Hara’s campy greatness inspire you—serve face even if you’re lowkey grieving. Sometimes, the most radical thing you can do is refuse to be performative.