Taurus ♉︎

Sun and Mercury are vibing in your sign, but it’s less “soft girl spring” and more “Prada sequel villain origin story.” The world wants you to slow down, but Venus in Gemini is texting you midnight plans, and the Moon in Sagittarius is urging you to post your hot take now. Mars square Jupiter is the chaotic friend who insists you can eat three slices of cake and still look snatched. Monday’s about redefining indulgence: are you feasting for pleasure or out of spite? You’re not here for Euphoria’s snitch drama—you’re ready to call out the real fakes, then treat yourself to something decadent. This moon phase is the afterparty: everyone’s tired, but you’re still ordering bottle service. Don’t be shocked when people screenshot your rant and whisper, “That’s so Taurus.”