Virgo ♍︎

Imagine Mercury and Mars fighting over a spreadsheet: Mercury’s like “We need receipts!” and Mars is all “Let’s just burn it down!” That’s your to-do list versus actual energy today. The SNAP benefits crisis in Louisiana is Virgo-core anxiety: how do you help without overextending? You want to rescue everyone—but Saturn retrograde in Pisces says, pace yourself or you’ll need a GoFundMe for your own sanity. Venus squaring Jupiter is the friend who overshares at brunch—beware TMI, both giving and receiving. The waxing gibbous Moon says it’s past time to water your metaphorical plants (and maybe your real ones). Your superpower? Radical service that doesn’t drain you. “You’re not a vending machine for other people’s drama, babe.”