Delete. Block. Purge. Virgo’s spring cleaning is cosmic.
Imagine the Moon in Virgo as a RuPaul judge: exact, shady, and low-key rooting for you, but ready to read you for filth. You’re in your “fix it, but make it art” era. Mercury retrograde is the messy producer stirring the pot, and Sun in Pisces is the contestant who cries in every confessional. The world? Full-on BAFTA apology tour, but you’re too busy fact-checking every Instagram infographic. Equality California passing bills? You’re not just clapping, you’re correcting their grammar and cross-referencing sources. Today’s waning gibbous is your permission slip to declutter not just your closet, but your narratives. There’s a poignancy here: care as your superpower, but remember, self-sacrifice is out. That’s so 2022. Channel your inner Chani Nicholas and rewrite the rulebook—not because you want praise, but because you know the world could be better.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Virgo. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
