Virgo ♍︎

You’re living a Jane Austen crossover with Succession today: Saturn and Neptune retrograde put your routines through a soap opera filter, and you’re editing the script with red pen and lo-fi beats. The news is a mess (who owns what, who’s funding your enemies), but you see the production notes behind the headlines. Friday’s got you itemizing your anxieties, but with the Moon trine Chiron, healing is found in the details—like rewriting your entire self-concept for efficiency. Pluto stations direct, so channel your inner Miranda Priestly and cut what no longer charms. Netflix’s leadership shuffle? You long for more queer slow-burn romances and less algorithmic “content.” Make your to-do list end with “tweet something so real it scares my boss.”