Aries ♈︎

Today’s Moon in Gemini has ADHD and absolutely zero chill—think: drag brunch with mimosas AND tequila shots. The planets are serving Mean Girls cafeteria: Mercury and Mars in Scorpio started a rumor about you, but you kind of love the attention. Meanwhile, the Sun in Libra is doing its best peacemaker impression but ends up stirring drama à la Real Housewives reunion. Your Saturday is giving “Taylor Swift outsold Adele” energy—big “just try and stop me” vibes—but Venus opposite Saturn is sending you a bill for every overshare. Are you the unfiltered group chat? Or the friend who forwards a meme to your ex “by accident”? The waning gibbous moon means it’s time to spill, not hoard, the tea. But in a world where library directors get $700K for standing up for the gays, what hill are you ready to die on? Take a stand. Make it iconic. There’s power in being loud, even if your voice shakes—or your wig slips. Quote to screenshot: “If chaos calls, answer with a confetti cannon.”