Aries ♈︎

The Moon in Aries is giving full “I just stormed the Super Bowl halftime show in UGG boots” energy today. Mercury and Venus are locked in a Scorpio-Sagittarius TikTok duet, so expect your Monday to start with drama and end with a thirst trap in your DMs. The headlines are wild—boat strikes, war crime debates, and Brandi Carlile at the Super Bowl pregame. Here’s the tea: while politicians squabble like Real Housewives reunion extras, the collective vibe is “do I even have time for this?” Meanwhile, Venus snogs Black Moon Lilith and then FaceTimes you: “Be unapologetically yourself, babe. They’re all pressed because you’re the main character.” Mars squaring Saturn is the cosmic equivalent of security chasing you out of the rave at sunrise. Don’t confuse adrenaline for clarity—clock your triggers, then audition for the role of your own savior. Screenshot this: “Your rage is righteous. Use it to rewrite the script.” Monday is for stirring up the plot, not just clocking in.