Survive the meeting, then unionize the afterparty. Details inside.
Saturn in Pisces is hosting “So You Think You Can Survive Capitalism?” Meanwhile, Pluto in Aquarius whispers, “Let’s unionize the afterparty.” It’s waxing gibbous Moon in Aries: office politics are Real Housewives-level messy. The news is heavy: war crime debates, representation wins, and ‘Wicked’ star Marissa Bode calling out Hollywood. Pro tip: use that Mars square Saturn energy to gatekeep your time—no more unpaid emotional labor. Screenshot for the group chat: “Self-care is a skill set, not a spa day.” Monday’s a reminder that you’re more than your productivity—sometimes rebellion is rest. Be the CEO who actually takes lunch. If you must bring receipts, make them tax-deductible.
That was the vibe check.
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