Aries ♈︎

Monday’s here and the planetary group chat is—how do I put this—one spilled espresso away from mutiny. The Sun, Mercury, Mars, AND Venus are in a Capricorn bunker, plotting like an HBO miniseries about workplace coups. Meanwhile, the Moon and Venus are serving “Aquarius: The Remix, ” sashaying in with avant-garde feelings. You, Aries, are basically the main character in “High-Speed Train Collision: The Ancient Greek Tragedy Version”—hurtling headfirst into drama, but with impeccable hair. The Springsteen ICE protest? That’s you at work today, calling out injustice while the office Karen clutches her pearls. With the waxing crescent moon, you’re not just starting something—you’re launching a glitter grenade at every closed door. Poignancy moment: Your courage is contagious, but remember, even heroes need a pit stop (hydrate, babe). Your impulsiveness is activism in drag, but pace yourself; even Beyoncé schedules rest days. The universe says: Be loud, be bold, and if you’re going down in flames, at least pick a song for the montage.