Run toward the plot twist—don’t wait for the recap.
You know that feeling when the Pentagon is prepping troops and you’re prepping brunch plans? That’s your Monday, Sagittarius. With Jupiter retrograde, it’s like your optimism’s gone on a wellness retreat—somewhere in the Alps, refusing to answer emails. Sun, Mercury, and Mars are plotting like Bachelor producers—high drama, low resolution screens. Meanwhile, Venus in Aquarius dares you to swipe right on the unknown. Waxing crescent moon is screaming “new adventure, who dis?” but your calendar says “meeting with HR.” Poignancy: Your escapism is not avoidance; it’s a love letter to possibility. Lean into chaos, but remember to send postcards. Today, let any drama be the fuel for your next great story—bonus points if it ends up as a TikTok montage.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Sagittarius. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
