Aries ♈︎

Imagine if the Real Housewives of Mount Olympus were running Thursday’s cosmic show—you’d be Teresa, flipping the table as the waning Capricorn Moon calls out your impulsive Sun for its “leadership style.” Yes, you’re powering through like a caffeinated peloton instructor, but Saturn whispers: “Who are you without the drama?” Meanwhile, Venus in Taurus is unionizing your inner Disney cast member: layoffs? Honey, you’re not going quietly. Channel the outrage of Disney’s LGBTQ+ workers and the shade of drag queens reading DeSantis to filth. You’re equal parts activism and extra. Solar squares have you negotiating global truces in your head (“if I can just get my ex and my boss on the same Zoom…”), while Chiron exposes vulnerable edges you thought you’d Botoxed away. Spoiler: The world is pressed, you’re unbothered, and your comeback arc is written in bold Aries font. If you feel overlooked, remember: “If Pluto can be a planet again, you can be the main character.”