Taurus ♉︎

Waning gibbous Moon in Capricorn, Venus in Taurus, and Uranus refusing to use its inside voice? It’s giving “The Devil Wears Prada” backstage energy: poised on the outside, but your inner Miranda Priestly is judging everyone’s choices. Disney layoffs? Not in your house—you’re fortifying your own precious kingdom, one charcuterie board at a time. Uranus at 29° is that cousin who’s about to move out, but not before dropping one last scandal. Jupiter and Venus are in a “will they/won’t they” sextile, launching your self-worth on a couture runway. If you’re feeling a touch of collective anxiety (Truce? Layoffs? Trans protections erased?), channel it into creative resistance: you’re the quiet protest in a sea of sequins. Moon trining Venus means tonight’s bath is less “self-care” and more “ritual anointing.” Let your softness be your power. Remember, even when the world’s losing jobs, you could sell your sense of calm for six figures.