How to process tech breakups and real feelings (again)
Tim Cook handing in his notice at Apple is giving “mom leaving for cigarettes” energy—and you, moonchild, are the kid at the Genius Bar frantically Googling “how to process abandonment.” But guess what? With Jupiter in your sign chugging along like it’s three Negronis deep at a lesbian bar crawl, you’re not just surviving; you’re thriving in the awkward afterparty. Today’s Gemini Moon is basically the friend who texts “be there in 5” and arrives with a different haircut each time—a little unreliable but always chaotic fun. Venus and Uranus (cosmic couple alert) are over here inventing a new iPhone just to make your ex jealous. The Sun and Chiron are on reality TV terms with Pluto (think “Real Housewives of Tech Valley”), so drama at home could pop off, but it’s healing in disguise. If you feel the collective ache of the news, remember: “Loving out loud matters” isn’t just for Megan and Sue. It’s your Tuesday mantra.
That was the vibe check.
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