Who’s holding whose hair? Find out before midnight.
Mars in your sign is feeling big feelings, but Venus in Libra is demanding you have them in the prettiest possible way. Friday’s waxing crescent moon is your permission slip for a little nostalgia spiral; cue the Christy Knowings tributes and the Kenan Thompson “hit hard” vibes. You’re the emotional glue at the party, holding everyone’s wigs on while they cry to Troye Sivan. But let’s not kid ourselves: with Neptune retrograde, not all tears are created equal. Sometimes you need to know who genuinely needs a shoulder—and who just wants to smudge your highlight. Your care is legendary, but it doesn’t mean you’re anyone’s therapist-on-call. Screenshot this: “Real empathy wears SPF. Protect your heart, not just your skin.”
That was the vibe check.
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