Sagittarius ♐︎

Picture Trump’s cyber policy as a Black Mirror episode, but you’re in the director’s chair, shouting, “Make it gayer!” Jupiter in Leo wants you to go big or go home, and Mercury’s giving you the world’s shadiest megaphone. The waxing Virgo moon? That’s your green light to fact-check the group chat before roasting the lot of them. Your opinions are spicier than Troye Sivan’s leather shorts, but with Pluto retrograde, beware of going too far—and accidentally subtweeting your bestie’s situationship. Today, your intellectual fireworks are the only pyrotechnics that matter. Screenshot this: “I came, I saw, I dropped a thesis in your DMs.”