The hotline’s open—but who’s checking in on you?
You’re not just feeling your feelings—you’re feeling everyone else’s, AND their ex-boyfriend’s, AND the emotional residue from last year’s midterms. With Mercury and Venus retrograde in Scorpio, your private life is giving “archive deep-dive,” but the Moon in Aries says, “girl, we need to move!” Saturday is less about nesting, more about prepping a safe house for friends who show up crying and leave with a Tupperware of leftovers. The waxing gibbous phase is peak “emotional load-in” before opening night. As the world argues about election results and podcast scandals, you’re the one carrying the tissues and the tea. Quotable: “Cancer: The advice line is open, but Venmo is preferred.”
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Cancer. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
