Turn your existential dread into a telethon moment
Neptune retrograde blurs the lines between dream and doomscroll, but the waxing gibbous moon in Aries is staging an intervention: enough with the endless scrolling, it’s time to put your empathy into action. The universe is basically running a Chappell Roan-level telethon in your honor, but you keep missing the calls. The news is bleak? Turn your feels into fandom. Sun-Venus in Scorpio want you to indulge in a little high-camp melodrama, but for a good cause—think musical numbers to raise money for lost causes or turning your anxiety into an art installation. Sometimes the most radical act is believing the ending can be happy. Quotable: “Pisces: Cry at the news, then organize the afterparty.”
That was the vibe check.
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