Capricorn ♑︎

Listen, with the Moon stomping through your sign and squaring Saturn, the workroom is hostile and someone’s hiding the hot glue gun. The world’s a boardroom, but you’re the only one who read the agenda. CBS firing Scott Pelley? Classic example of new bosses tossing legacy icons aside for “vibes.” You, however, are nobody’s sacrificial lamb. Today’s Capricorn energy is all about knowing the system is rigged and still making it perform for you. The waning gibbous moon is your “I told you so” moment, but with more eyeliner and a better exit line. When life tries to hand you a performance review, you turn it into a Tony acceptance speech. Even Pluto retrograde in Aquarius is just an HR memo from the underworld: “Shake things up, but keep the receipts.”