Leo ♌︎

Imagine Scott Pelley’s ouster from “60 Minutes” as a Real Housewives reunion: allegiances shift, heads roll, and somewhere a champagne flute shatters. The Sun in Gemini is stirring up your PR game, while Venus-Jupiter in Cancer wants you to nurture your inner diva. But with Saturn in Aries squaring all this glitz, today’s vibe is “can’t sit with us, but you’ll wish you could.” The moon’s harsh light in Capricorn is exposing who’s loyal and who’s just liking your posts for clout. Your Wednesday? Less hump day, more coronation. Channel Martha Graham Cracker’s audacity: give them Broadway when they want Off-Off. When your own “network” starts playing favorites, snatch the mic and rewrite the script. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if the Supreme Court made casting decisions for Drag Race, well, that’s the level of nonsense we’re dealing with. Wield your crown and your shade like a true icon; it’s time for a little righteous Leo spectacle.