Capricorn ♑︎

Midweek energy check: You’re feeling less The Apprentice, more Succession, as Trump’s $2.2 billion disclosure leaks like bad Wi-Fi. The waning gibbous moon is in your sign, so you’re the emotionally unavailable CEO of the zodiac today. Saturn in Aries squares the Sun, meaning your authority is being questioned—but are you a mogul or just a meme? Pluto retrograde exposes everyone’s shadowy crypto wallet, so take a hard look at who’s really profiting in your circle. The cosmic cast is feuding over who gets the last seat at the boardroom table (spoiler: it’s you, because you brought the only working pen). Don’t get lost in performative hustle; the real power move is knowing which NDA to keep and which secret to “accidentally” let slip. If you must monetize your trauma, at least write the screenplay yourself.