No one’s safe at your reunion table (not even you).
Today’s astrological lineup is the Real Housewives reunion you didn’t know you needed. The Supreme Court is playing the role of “messy moderator,” and you’re not afraid to flip the table on constitutional originalism. Pluto in Aquarius (retrograde, obviously) is your inner detective, finding hidden motives in even the most Instagram-filtered apologies. Venus in Leo insists on maximalist entrance energy: sequins or bust. The waning gibbous moon in Capricorn? It’s giving “the party’s over but you’re still reading everyone for filth in the Uber home.” The discourse about trans athletes isn’t just policy; it’s a reminder to defend your own right to exist, to take up space, to compete with every inch of your being. Today’s flavor is unapologetic: if they come for your people, they’re getting both the claws and the receipts.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Scorpio. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
