Gossip isn’t news until you post the screenshots.
Mercury retrograde in Scorpio is basically “Burn Book: The Mercury Edition, ” and everyone’s getting a page. Your favor ite communication planet is drunk-texting Venus and plotting with Black Moon Lilith—expect secrets spilled and receipts printed. The news? MTG’s resignation is prime “Real Housewives reunion” energy: alliances crumble, wigs are snatched, and Twitter’s eating popcorn. Sunday’s Moon in Capricorn tries to make you do your homework, but you’re busy running three group chats, live-tweeting drama, and reading the new LGBTQ+ booklist for spicy quotes. The waxing crescent Moon says: “Yes, start that project! (But, like, expect plot twists—think Wes Anderson, not Marvel Studios).” Behind the shade and memes, though, you’re yearning for a DM that isn’t just a meme reply. You contain universes, babe—let them out one TikTok at a time.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Gemini. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
