Secrets, spreadsheets, and soft-launch chaos ahead.
Mercury retrograde has you tracking every typo and side-eye like you’re compiling an FBI dossier for RuPaul. Venus and Black Moon Lilith are scrawling love notes in invisible ink—read between the texts, darling. Sunday’s Capricorn Moon brings “Gwyneth Paltrow wellness retreat” meets “Succession” anxiety: you want to organize a coup, but also just need a nap. MTG leaving Congress? The office Karen finally got walked out by security—now, who’s stealing your snacks? The waxing crescent phase is your personal “soft launch, ” but all the planets are running their own private scand als. Underneath the spreadsheet energy, you’re secretly hoping your next big project is a love letter to yourself. This is a day to memo your feelings, delete half, and save the rest for your memoir.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Virgo. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
