Gemini ♊︎

Imagine Drag Race season 18 meets Swiss bar fiasco: the group project goes full “Untucked, ” secrets erupt, and somebody’s wig catches fire—literally. For you, Gemini, this Saturday is all about spilled tea and plot twists. Mercury in Capricorn is the stage manager lurking backstage, while the Moon in Cancer is that one over-emotional contestant who starts crying before the challenge even starts. Your takes on “heteroflexible” are so meta they’re already a meme. As NYC swears in a new mayor and Congress tries to remember what power is, you’re running multiple group chats: one for shade, one for feelings, and one for your conspiracy theories about who’s rigging the challenge. The Moon’s waning gibbous phase? It’s that moment when the party’s over, but you’re still narrating everyone’s exit. Quote me: “Gemini energy is the confessional cam of the zodiac.” Be kind to the friend who overshares, but remember—narrators don’t always win, but they do get remembered.