Who gave you the lighter—and when’s the next standing ovation?
The Sun is voguing with Venus and Mars in Capricorn, like a RuPaul’s Drag Race judge panel at Milan Fashion Week: Serving harsh critiques, but glam as hell. Meanwhile, the Moon in Cancer is the festival crowd, waiting for the main act (you) to take the stage. You woke up craving applause, but Saturday’s energy feels more like “Congressional budget debate” than “Met Gala afterparty.” The world’s talking heteroflexible, but you’re thinking, “Honey, I invented flex.” The Swiss bar fire is your cosmic cautionary tale—a warning not to let your own spark burn bridges, especially after two mimosas and a “just for the drama” group chat. Still, as NYC’s new mayor gets sworn in, you sense it: the tide’s changing, and you were born for a power shift. Your moment of poignancy? “True royalty is knowing when to leave the party… and when to light it up again.” Shine on, but don’t set the place ablaze—unless they’re filming.
That was the vibe check.
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