You’re trending, babe—and the FCC can’t stop you.
Leo, darling, imagine the FCC reviewing ABC’s license because Trump and Kimmel are having a public read-off. It’s giving “Untucked” but in the West Wing. With Venus in Gemini conjunct Uranus, you’re ready to stir up your own ratings war, but with maximum hair volume and minimum filter. Today, the Waxing Gibbous Moon beams the lights on your fifth house of self-expression: think confetti cannons, not subtle tea. Mercury and Mars in Aries say, “Go full drag race queen with your opinions,” but don’t get caught in the Kimmel/Trump crossfire—it’s all giggles until someone subpoenas your diary. If a joke lands wrong, play it off like it was performance art. Today’s vibe: Say what you mean, but make it look accidental. If anyone asks, you can always blame your publicist. Take center stage, Leo—the FCC is watching, and you love an audience.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Leo. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
