Scorpio ♏︎

So the DOJ and James Comey are starring in today’s high-camp courtroom epic, but you, Scorpio, are busy orchestrating your own political thriller worthy of HBO Max. With the Moon in Libra opposite Mars in Aries, it’s all “courtroom confessionals with a side of cryptic subtweets.” The Sun squares Pluto—your ruling planet—so expect one of those days where you’re both the villain and the anti-hero, flicking your hair like a Marvel baddie as you say, “Who, me?” You see through the Comey/Trump shell game: the real tea is who’s controlling the edit, not who’s holding the conch shell. If someone presents a friendship bracelet, check for a microphone. This is Waxing Gibbous Moon energy: If you want transformation, you can’t avoid the performance. The world’s acting like it’s the first episode of The Traitors, but you’re already prepping your confessionals for the reunion. Your gift: seducing the truth out of a lie, then selling it as an NFT.