Is it Mercury retrograde or are you just vibing?
You’re the main character in a waterlogged arthouse film, Pisces, and Mercury retrograde has you wandering the set trying to find your shoes. Sun and Mercury are canoodling in your sign, so every diary entry is a prophecy, every text a fever dream. Mars is here too, asking: protest or poetry? The waning gibbous Moon wants you to let go of “martyr” and embrace “icon.” Today’s world turmoil colors your dreams and playlists, but don’t let it drown your sparkle. Bruno Mars at #1 proves: romance isn’t dead, it’s just got better PR. Trust your weird.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Pisces. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
