Exit strategy or main event? Your passport is the plot.
If Mondays had an Oscars category, you’d win “Most Likely to Turn a Press Briefing Into a Stand-Up Set.” Jupiter is riding shotgun in Cancer, casting you as the unlikely hero in a week that can’t decide if it’s a political thriller or a mockumentary. Venus and Mars are trying to outdo each other for Most Dramatic Entrance, but you’re already halfway out the door, plotting your next escape. The latest “renounce your US citizenship for $450!” headline? Iconic Sag question: “How gay is my passport photo?” The Aquarius Moon says: find your people, preferably over cocktails and collective plots. Mercury retrograde drops a minor scandal, but you moonwalk through the awkwardness. Remember: It’s not about running away; it’s about knowing which stories aren’t worth your headline.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Sagittarius. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
