Scorpio ♏︎

If you woke up this Monday feeling like you just won Best Actress at the Oscars but then remembered you’re still in your pajamas and the only paparazzi is your cat—congrats, the cosmos are vibing in your favor. With the Sun, Neptune, and Saturn hosting a Pisces pool party, your intuition is basically binge-watching every season of Real Housewives at once. But with the Moon squaring Uranus, expect someone to accidentally spill the tea—and it might be you. The Mercury-Mars-North Node throuple? They're ready to make that confession you’ve been rehearsing in the shower go viral. Your mission: disrupt, dissolve, and delight. The world is sleepwalking; you’re handing out espresso shots. In a week where trans leadership gets a city agency and the Oscars serve more political statements than thank-yous, you’re being asked: are you the plot twist or the audience gasping? It’s okay to be both. Remember: authenticity is the new couture. Don’t let Monday dull that iconic glare.