Sagittarius ♐︎

This Tuesday, you’re starring in a reality competition called “Diplomacy for Dummies,” with Trump and Kim Jong-un as the worst All Stars imaginable. Uranus in Gemini pushes you to say what everyone’s thinking during the reunion episode. The waxing crescent moon in Scorpio has you itching for a plot twist, while Mercury and Jupiter in Leo are gassing up your one-liners. The world feels like one long group chat argument, but you’re the meme that ends the fight. Venus’s angle to Mars warns: don’t start a brawl in the comments unless you’re ready to moderate. There’s a water crisis, but you’re thirstier for new experiences (or at least better drinks at the club). Sometimes, holding the moral high ground just means you’re first to get cancelled. The next time you start an international incident, at least wear something fabulous.