Someone’s lying. You’re holding the receipts *and* the highlighter.
Mercury is holding a masterclass in “Saying Too Much, But Making It Work”—with Jupiter as your hype woman. Tuesday is giving “Workplace Scandal: The Miniseries,” starring Rep. Jimmy Gomez and about five HR representatives. The waxing Scorpio moon is your favorite detective sidekick: you see the microaggressions, you clock the fake woke statements, but are you ready to spill? Venus squaring Mars means your shade is accidental, but your insights are surgical. Saturn retrograde in Aries says you could play by the rules, but why? Today, you uncover the secret as easily as you alphabetize the mess. Be the chic whistleblower in a sea of bland apologists. And remember: calling out misconduct is always best in a power suit.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Virgo. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
